Smile, it’s Afghan curry time

Smile Grill, Bournemouth

After the roast beef (never t*rk*y) excesses of Christmas Day, I’m out of the house on Boxing Day and looking for a late lunch. I desire curry, but something different from the usual BIR fare one finds is omnipresent round these parts.

Smile Grill (121 Charminster Road, Bournemouth BH8 8UH) is one of those pizza-kebab-burger-curry joints that are relatively common in many parts of the UK but the curry element is a bit of a rarity on the sunny south coast, us spice lovers having to satisfy ourselves with BIR establishments all serving variations on the usual offerings. Smile is set apart still further by being an Afghani outlet. My hopes are high.

On entry, I note a series of tables to the left, all occupied bar one. I catch the eye of one of the numerous staff and point to it, receiving an affirmative nod. The menu is laid out on an illuminated sign above the counter, and I engage what turns out to be mein host to place my simple order – lamb curry and rice. What rice? The options are pilau and “Kabul rice”. This joint is busy and while I would like to question mein host what goes on in Kabul rice I opt for pilau. Would I like bread? Oh, go on then.

Taking my seat I further observe a Tardis-like back room that seemingly swallows up all the subsequent arriving customers. The tables are bare, bar a selection of condiments that I did not investigate. Behind the counter, the various curry offerings are visible along with a rotisserie cabinet and the usual elephant’s legs.

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A waiter appears with a single naan bread, a small plate of hummus and a courtesy salad. The bread is served whole and is pleasantly blistered – I sacrifice some to the hummus and find both to be enjoyable. My rice follows, studded with sultanas and embedded with strips of carrot. With that, the main event arrives.

Smile Grill, Bournemouth

This is most certainly not a BIR curry. Lots of small – boneless – pieces of lamb in something that is decidedly more masala than shorva. I note visible oil separating around the edges of the dish. I decide to adopt a two-pronged method of attack, digging into the masala with the bread and transporting the meat over to the larger rice plate.

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The bread is both crisp and slightly chewy – perfect – and collects the masala well. The lamb is soft, not to the point of falling apart but needs minimal persuasion. The spice level is decidedly medium but is certainly enjoyable – I had not asked for any customisations so this was fine. The rice was delightful, bouncy and with a fruity twang thanks to the many sultanas.

Smile Grill, Bournemouth

My only gripe is that the food could have been slightly hotter, although this was not helped by my being slightly in the draught of the constantly opening-and-closing front door.

The price of this Boxing Day feed – including a Diet Coke – came to the princely sum of £11.00 which I was more than happy to hand over to mein host at the counter on departure.

Would I return? Most certainly – I want to investigate the alternative Kabul rice, and to enquire at a quieter time about the possibility of customisation. I also want to have a go at what appears to be a lamb shank biryani. A la prochâine!

Smile Grill, Bournemouth

Winter sunshine

Barfleur

Barfleur, the cross channel ferry from Poole to Cherbourg is not in mid January a very busy ship. The last few days have been cold, with icy rain and the threat of snow, a rarity in the usually mild Dorset climes. Today, however, there is the promise of sunshine, just appearing over the horizon as we get ready to depart. A few minutes early, we head off from the berth into Poole Harbour, for a moment at least heading straight towards the rising sun.

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Condor Liberation waits on the other linkspan at the port of Poole, having been unable to sail the previous day as the weather was outside her operating limits.

The route from the port of Poole to the English Channel is not a particularly direct one, and takes longer to traverse than it does for us to eat our cooked breakfasts in Barfleur’s self service restaurant. The harbour channel makes tight turns to get round the twin obstacles of Brownsea Island and Sandbanks. The water is shallow here, and accuracy important. As we round the final turn the harbour mouth becomes visible, the chain ferry linking each bank waiting for us on the Studland side with only a few cars wanting to cross this early on a Saturday.

Bramble Bush Bay
Bramble Bush Bay
Bramble Bush Bay waits on the Studland side of the harbour mouth
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Bramble Bush Bay makes the crossing over to Sandbanks. Brownsea Island is visible in the background.

As we steam away from Poole out into the Channel I go up onto the winch deck. The sun is now as up as it gets in January and although I am in a reasonably sheltered position the wind is still bitingly cold.

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We pass MN Pelican, heading into Poole to take our place on the linkspan to discharge her unaccompanied cargo. On arrival, she will load up with many more unaccompanied trailers and set off for Santander in northern Spain, ensuring productive mileage for those goods on board on a Sunday when most lorry movements are prohibited in France.

MN Pelican arrives into Poole
MN Pelican arrives into Poole
MN Pelican arrives into Poole
MN Pelican approaches Poole with Bournemouth in the background

A slight swell set in as we pressed on. Seats in the restaurant gave way to recliner seats in the lounge, and wakefulness gave way to forty winks as the soporific effect of the rocking motion continued.

Eyes sprang open as we entered Cherbourg’s grand rade, and the public address system ping-ponged to let us know we were arriving. Heading out onto the deck, we were able to get an excellent view of the very thing we had come to see, the fast ferry Condor Rapide fully out of the water and on dry land for her annual refit.

Condor Rapide on the Cherbourg boat lift
Condor Rapide on the Cherbourg boat lift

This magic is achieved thanks to Cherbourg’s Syncrolift, in operation since 2001 and capable of lifting a 90m craft weighing up to 4500 tonnes. It is always impressive to see ships out of the water, that which is normally hidden exposed for all to see. It is doubly so to see it in the flesh and at close quarters.

Once on dry land we drove round to the passenger terminal where an outside viewing deck allowed us to get a closer look.

Condor Rapide on the Cherbourg boat lift

Rapide, the youngest example of Incat’s 86m class of wavepiercing catamarans, was built in 1997 with hull number 045 and has been in service with Condor Ferries, almost exclusively on their southern Channel Islands — St Malo route since 2010. Between 2010 to 2015 Condor operated three of these distinctive craft, having owned her older sisters Condor Express (042) and Condor Vitesse (044) from new (or almost in the case of Vitesse). 042 and 044 were sold to Greek operator Seajets in 2015 and Rapide is now Condor’s sole remaining catamaran.

Condor Rapide on the Cherbourg boat lift
Condor Rapide on the Cherbourg boat lift
Condor Rapide on the Cherbourg boat lift

Despite the welcome sunshine the temperature still does not lend itself to much lingering outside, and we need to set about finding the late lunch we have promised ourselves.

On our return to Barfleur following the usual round of day trip supermarket shopping we observe with interest that the wind has picked up somewhat and is blowing us right into the berth. An on-the-minute departure is complicated somewhat by the need to apply lots and lots of bow thruster to keep us off the piling. As we turn in the inky blackness of the harbour the wind becomes distinctly uninviting and we repair downstairs to the bar for beer, tall tales and an amuse bouche of crisps and peanuts.

The swell picks up a little later and we make the decision to feed in an almost empty self-service restaurant. I have eaten an awful lot of ferry food over the years and most of it is completely inoffensive but impossible to be prosaic about. A curiosity does present itself in the dessert selection however and I buy it, guessing it to be some sort of upside-down cheesecake. Wrong: it is lemon tart, also upside-down. As we hit the recliners for the last couple of hours I ponder whether or not this was intentional, and all of a sudden we are back in Poole, back in the car, and back on the road home.

Footnotes

  1. More photos on my Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewjhaz/albums/72157677193610762
  2. We travelled from Poole to Cherbourg with Brittany Ferries on a day return. These depart Poole at 0830 and generally give you four hours ashore. The return sailing departs Cherbourg at 1830 and will return you to Poole at 2145. On some days return sailings will depart at 2215 to provide a night crossing to Poole, arriving at 0700 the next day. Check the timetable for further details.
  3. Much better photos of an Incat 86m on the syncrolift can be found on the Cherbourg Escale blog, in this case Condor Vitesse. The author, Clément Lepetit seems to have access inside the port secure area and regularly posts photos of interesting vessels on the lift: http://cherbourgescale.over-blog.com/article-le-condor-vitesse-sur-l-elevateur-68278740.html
  4. Want to see how a syncrolift works? The manufacturer has an entire YouTube channel devoted to videos about Syncrolifts, but this example, featuring some particularly upbeat corporate EDM has a fairly good stab at it:

Farewell then, Cowes Floating Bridge

In news that would possibly interest not a great deal of people:

I’d been dimly aware that the Cowes Floating Bridge was due for replacement and that it would happen this year, but had no idea of the exact date. Completely unwittingly, I had already made my last ever journey on it just a week ago today, on Boxing Day. On the day I was rushing to catch the Red Funnel ferry to Southampton and didn’t stop to take any photos.

This was a great shame because I had been intending to capture the two passenger cabins, long and narrow along each side of the vessel and open at each end. They were painted in an array of mauves and pinks, on top of which were assorted poems and artwork contributed by local residents and schoolchildren in 2005. It also means the only photos I have of her are from exactly one year before, on Boxing Day 2015.

Cowes Floating Bridge
Cowes Floating Bridge

Travelling on the floating bridge was always an interesting experience. She looks every inch her forty-two years and is noisy, shabby and rusty. But herein lies the charm; the crossing takes a few minutes, not even enough time to sit down unless you are really intent on doing so. It is an in-between space, yet one that acts as a backdrop to the lives of residents, tourists and other travellers.

Cowes Floating Bridge

From Cowes to Cowes

Cowes Floating Bridge

If you’re not familiar with it, you may be thinking that I’m talking out of my hat and that this floating bridge thing looks oddly like a ferry. It is in fact a chain ferry, a floating vessel attached to a pair of chains which are themselves anchored to dry land at each end. The ferry, by way of its motor, pulls itself along the chains in each direction. If, like me you live in Dorset, you’ll probably be familiar with the slightly bigger chain ferry that operates between Sandbanks and Studland.

The Sandbanks ferry

The Cowes Floating Bridge is rather more modest, and clanks back and forth across the River Medina every ten minutes or so for up to eighteen hours a day. The gap she has to cross varies with the tide between around 250 and 500 feet with the journey itself taking two or three minutes. It’s an essential transport service for pedestrians travelling between Cowes and East Cowes, and a handy alternative for motorists who would otherwise have to travel twelve miles south to Newport to cross the river.

While the existing ferry bears the imaginative name Bridge No. 5 it is in fact the eighth ferry to operate across the Medina, but only the fifth to be commissioned by the Isle of Wight council since they took over the service in 1909. She entered service in 1975 and has transported over sixty million people across the Medina in her service life.

I’m certainly looking forward to seeing the new ferry installed on the chains. Will she also clock up forty-plus years of service? Who can say. But for now we will say a fond farewell to Bridge No. 5.

Cowes Floating Bridge

A foot passenger launch will be operating across the Medina until the new floating bridge enters service. This website has more information about the works that will be going on in the absence of the floating bridge service: https://onthewight.com/floating-bridge-understanding-the-works-taking-place/

Cowes Floating Bridge

Almost all of my floating bridge photos are shown on this blogpost. I’ve put them all together in a Flickr album at https://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewjhaz/albums/72157676969770211

Diseuston

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Every now and again over the last few years Transport for London (TfL) have opened up a select number of disused stations on a ticketed basis. These were so enormously popular, with tickets selling out so quickly that the London Transport Museum has latterly started advertising them to its mailing list subscribers before putting them on general sale. Even then, getting hold of tickets is a competitive business. So when @Ianvisits, a Blue Badge tourist guide in London (who tweets some really interesting stuff, by the way) tweeted about tours coming up later in 2016 I was put on notice.

Missing this time were the usual tours of Aldwych and the Jubilee line platforms at Charing Cross. I’ve been to Aldwych previously and, while it’s an interesting visit, it’s used so frequently for filming and training that it has never acquired the patina of disuse. And while I’d quite like to see the old Jubilee line platforms at Charing Cross I can quite clearly recall them in use so am happy to leave that particular opportunity for a while.

The other tours on offer were Down Street disused station, the Clapham South deep shelter, TfL’s art deco headquarters at 55 Broadway and the disused tunnels at Euston station. All these sites are interesting, and all places I want to visit, but the future arrival of Crossrail 2 and HS2 mean big changes for Euston, and a significant extension to the south west across Melton Street. It was quite possible that the chance to do this tour would not arise again.

Euston’s early history

Euston of course isn’t a disused station, but in the course of its life it has changed beyond all recognition, and it has some quite substantial disused areas. Euston mainline station opened in 1837 as the terminus of the London and Birmingham railway, connecting London with the Midlands. In 1903 the first deep level underground railway, the City and South London Railway, extended their route from Stockwell northward through the City to a new terminus at Euston. At the same time the Charing Cross Euston and Hampstead Railway arrived, on its route from the west end northwards.

Both stations had their own surface buildings at the south of the mainline station, the C&SLR on the corner of Eversholt Street and Doric Way and the CCEHR on the corner of Melton Street and Drummond Street. There was no interchange between lines, each one being owned by a separate company, and any passenger wishing to do so had to leave one station and walk to the other.

Joint facilities

In 1907 the two companies opened a joint ticket hall, lifts and underground passageways to link the mainline station with the two tube stations. This became popular with passengers and the two surface buildings were closed in 1914 when the companies merged as part of Underground Electric Railways of London (UERL). The two railways subsequently became part of the Northern line, with the C&SLR station on the City branch (via the Bank) and the CCEHR station on the West End branch (via Charing Cross).

Modern Euston

By the mid 1960s the underground station was feeling the strain of an ever increasing number of commuters. As part of the redevelopment of Euston mainline station a new ticket hall with escalators down to new interchange passageways made the old joint facilities redundant. The transfer passageway was closed in 1962, with the lifts and access to the City branch closing in 1968. The lifts were removed, the shafts being converted into ventilation ducts. A new shaft was then dug behind the lifts to provide further ventilation to the brand new Victoria line platforms.

Visiting day

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Arriving at the RV point a little early I was able to take a moment to admire UERL architect Leslie Green’s standard station design. There are lots of these dotted around central London and are so familiar they barely merit a second thought, until you have to spend a few minutes lurking around outside one. The recognisable ox blood tiles hide a steel frame, used not only to support the lift gear but, to enable UERL to sell the air rights above their stations, a platform to build on as well.

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It’s pleasing to note some of the architectural details, such as this circular window:

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Heading inside the station building we were given a safety briefing and a potted history of the site, some of which I have described above. The original fixtures and fittings of the station have long since been removed, the steel frame and lift shafts now housing an enormous ventilation fan. With a 24–105 lens I was not terribly well-equipped to photograph this but this photo hopefully gives an idea of its size.

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Down below

We then headed across the road into Euston mainline station and headed downstairs to platform six. Reaching the end of the platform, our guide unlocked a door in the tunnel headwall and took us into another world. Here we are, looking back down at the door we had just through:

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In the disused areas, everything is familiar yet different. Usually polished tiles are dirty, and cables and equipment usually hidden is exposed.

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Under the grime and the cables lie time capsules in the form of 1960s posters still on the tunnel walls from the date of their last public use.

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Walking up the transfer passageway, we arrived at the staircase leading up to the Charing Cross branch platforms, now blocked off. When the new interchange passageways were built in the late 1960s they were at a higher level than the platform; the staircase was reversed, and from the platform now leads up rather than down.

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At the end of the transfer passageway can be found this oddity, a transfer ticket office dating back to the days of the C&SLR and CCEHR being separate companies. This must have been a very claustrophobic space in which to work.

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Returning along the transfer passageway to the stairs down to platform six, we turned left to head along the passageway to the lifts. As an access route for engineering staff this was much better lit than the transfer passageway which is now effectively a dead end.

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At the far end of the passageway are the old lift shafts, visible on the right hand side. Cables run over what seems like every available section of wall.

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Turning a corner we found ourselves at a modern wall that has been erected across the passageway — we were to go no further along this corridor.

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Looking back past the lifts towards platform six:

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Walking into one of the old lift shafts we can see that all the lift equipment has been removed, allowing it to function as a ventilation shaft.

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On the other side of the lifts we continued down a series of passages before climbing a steep slope to a level above the Victoria line platforms. We were able to look down through the ventilation grilles onto the platforms.

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And with that it was time to go, away from this strangely peaceful place back into the middle of busy central London.

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If you want to see a few more photos, or larger versions of the ones shown here take a look at my Flickr album.

Further reading

2021 update: the Hidden London team at the London Transport Museum have made a video about this area of Euston in their YouTube in their series Hidden London Hangouts:

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